Darkest Before Dawn

Well it has been a while since I did a non gacked blog entry, having a life really kills your blog
I have been battling a cold for a week and I am feeling quite run down at the moment. I really need to get back to my high veg and fruit diet as [...]

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Gacked from almost everyone.
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can’t, it’s off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that’s the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, …no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they’re all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: [...]

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Created using the LiveJournal account I use for posting there.

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker

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reason for being famous

star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer

plastic surgery you’ve had done

nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt

your tabloid scandal
rigged game show or reality show

your stalker
waltzingalong

your best friend

your nemesis

the tabloids think you’re dating

you’re [...]

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…bitch and moan a lot.
Well it makes me feel better.
Yep today is a Wednesday, hate them, things go wrong on Wednesdays and time runs in weird ways as well. Basically all the laws of the Universe break down on a Wednesday. This is why I will be petitioning to have Wednesday removed from [...]

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Shamelessly gacked from Broomhilda, who gacked it in the first place
Keep Your Jesus off My Penis Video
Other formats here

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