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R U 2 Close?

September 15th, 2005 by Kev

This has been the week of the ‘No Crisis Petrol Crisis’ BBC News

The long queues of cars at the petrol stations caused me a major inconvenience as I had to wait for ages to fill up my crate of lemonade bottles, then the staff were really sniffy about selling me a box of matches!

I have noticed that there are quite a few cars with “R U 2 Close?” stickers on the back.

The answer is “Well yes I am now, because I had to get this close to see what the question was!”.

Why is it that microwavable meals never give my wattage of microwave in the example cooking time?

Why do I only get “courtesy” calls from people trying to sell me things?

Kev

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