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Entries from November 2005

A terrible but thankfully short joke

November 16th, 2005 · 3 Comments

A man went to a zoo, but all it contained was one dog.

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Tags: Silly Bits

Diary of a Wannabe Vampire Slayer

November 13th, 2005 · 5 Comments

Day 1
My name is Jenni and I have decided to become a Vampire Slayer.
I have noticed that there are a lot of people about at night time who are not around during the day light hours. They also tend to wear black leather jackets and have heavy set features. I know that neon [...]

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It’s Surreal Sometimes

November 10th, 2005 · 2 Comments

Today has been a good all things considered, I found a job that I am going to apply for even though it is nothing like any job I have done before but what the hell!
I have also been a good boy and had my haircut, it is nice and short and spiky again so my [...]

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Tags: Real World

Sixteen Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

November 9th, 2005 · Comments Off

This is doing the e-mail rounds at work.
Kev
Sixteen Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work…
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if [...]

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Standards

November 8th, 2005 · Comments Off

I have not been posting much recently, mainly due to the situation in my workplace, there are far too many legal aspects that I don’t know about or don’t understand for me to put my true feelings here. All I can really do is point to the mood that I have given this post.
I have [...]

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Tags: Real World