Comment here including your blog address and I will tell you
- Which Aliens will abduct you.
- Where they will take you.
- What they will do to you.
- How they will return you.
- How to make the most of your experience.
The choice is yours if you want to post this on your blog.
17 responses so far ↓
1 AJ // Jan 23, 2007 at 6:34 am
How will you determine this?
2 Kev // Jan 23, 2007 at 8:20 am
Hi AJ,
like all good charlatans I never discuss methods or sources
3 Kev // Jan 23, 2007 at 6:35 pm
AJ
1. Which Aliens will abduct you.
You will be abducted by the Jaltrfray from the planet Jal of the Garoan system in sector 5.
2. Where they will take you.
You will be taken to the intergalactic SAT championship, sector 5 heats.
3. What they will do to you.
The Jaltrfray are highly intelligent beings but they are useless at taking tests, they will make you sit the tests for them.
4. How they will return you.
They will return you live on TV during Kaun Banega Crorepati 2
5.How to make the most of your experience.
You will found an institute to promote intergalactic peace and understanding.
4 Nan // Jan 23, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Tell me!
As an extra question - will I meet Elvis?
5 Kev // Jan 23, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Nan,
1. Which Aliens will abduct you.
You will be abducted by the Quadrsilvens of the Thamos system in sector 12. They are a highly refined robotic race.
2. Where they will take you.
They will take you to the Quadrsilvens assembly plant on the planet Dexzil
3. What they will do to you.
They will make work on the assembly line building new Quadrsilvens.
4. How they will return you.
They will return you to a beautiful white sanded beach on a hot summer day.
5. How to make the most of your experience.
You will make a fortune with the skills learned on the assembly line by building a totally silent vacuum cleaner that also eliminates annoying neighbours.
I am lead to believe that Elvis was returned to earth a few years ago, you could try the Elvis Search Engine
6 Broomhilda // Jan 23, 2007 at 10:00 pm
oh crap, another assembly line job.
7 Kev // Jan 23, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Broomhilda,
1. Which Aliens will abduct you.
You will be abducted by the Buentifuls of the Ablon system in sector 53.
Buentifuls are also know as the Butterfly People due to their large colourful wings.
2. Where they will take you.
They will take the battlegrounds on Ziltron Capa.
3. What they will do to you.
You will lead their forces against the arachnid Soufeg creatures which are enslaving the Ablon system.
4. How they will return you.
Don’t have full details but it will involve Alan Rickman.
5. How to make the most of your experience.
You will start a successful intergalactic pest control business.
8 Laasya // Jan 24, 2007 at 12:56 pm
1. Which Aliens will abduct you. The man from Milwaukee
2. Where they will take you. Albertane, Mars
3. What they will do to you. He will make me hallucinate and hyperventilate.
4. How they will return you. He won’t anymore. I’m stuck.
5. How to make the most of your experience. Nothing. hahaha
9 Laasya // Jan 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
ok ok. tell me your version!!
10 Laasya // Jan 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I’m jealous. I have an extra question, too!
Will i ever meet and greet Hanson???
11 Kev // Jan 24, 2007 at 10:16 pm
1. Which Aliens will abduct you.
The Sahonn of the planet Aluts of the system Mohoklah in sector 17.
2. Where they will take you.
The Middle of Nowhere.
3. What they will do to you.
They will play you MMMBop on a loop for 10 years,but cut up in the wrong order.
4. How they will return you.
They will return you to a concert stage during the Hanson 25th anniversary tour.
5. How to make the most of your experience.
You will become a intergalactic record producer and provide the Sahonn with a proper version of MMMBop.
For your extra question I have not the wisdom to provide an answer but the Magic Coffee Mug may be able to help.
12 Laasya // Jan 26, 2007 at 1:28 pm
HAHA RIGHT!
13 Lisa // Jan 26, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Oooh! Me too please!
14 Kev // Jan 28, 2007 at 12:46 am
1. Which Aliens will abduct you.
The Quacs of Pondoria in sector 8.
2. Where they will take you.
They will take you to a bench by a pond on Pondoria
3. What they will do to you.
They will make you feed them bread and vacuum up any crumbs they leave.
4. How they will return you.
You will be rescued by Sasha wearing a sparkly superhero cape.
5. How to make the most of your experience.
You will start a chain of Duck Burger restaurants called Quackers.
15 Broomhilda // Jan 28, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I don’t mind, after all exterminating spiders is my mission in life.
16 Nan // Jan 29, 2007 at 1:22 am
“5. How to make the most of your experience.
You will make a fortune with the skills learned on the assembly line by building a totally silent vacuum cleaner that also eliminates annoying neighbours.”
Just what I need! Seriously. I hate my damn neighbors.
17 Lisa // Jan 30, 2007 at 11:56 pm
3. What they will do to you.
They will make you feed them bread and vacuum up any crumbs they leave.
NOOOOOOOO! That is the LAST thing I need. My own personal nightmare.