It has been a while but here is the follow up to Diary of a Wannabe Vampire Slayer Please read Diary of a Wannabe Vampire Slayer first if you haven’t already as what is below will make a little more sense 
Thursday
Dear Diary, sorry it has been a while since I last got round to telling you anything, but as new and exciting things are happening I feel I should tell someone. First of all you are a new Diary, my original now has pride of place in the national medical library. It turned out I was suffering from “Slayerpsychosis” I was the first recognized case, it is really neat don’t ya think! Even neater the newspapers call it “Jenni the Slayer Syndrome”.
The good news is that I am cured, I no longer believe in the existence of Vampires and my monthly polygraphic test proves to Dr Stoker that I am not lying.
The other good news is that I am at college, I had to leave school a bit early, well a couple of schools to be exact. Anyway, I am having a great time and a group of us are going clubbing at the weekend.
Sunday
Had just the best time last night, we went to a few clubs and eventually ended up in this Goth club, it was sooo funny! There were all these idiots dressed as vampires, if Dr Stoker had seen them he would have given them a slap. Quite a lot of the other Goths thought this as well I had a good chat with a few of them. I think I will go back next week, must remember to wear darker colours, a day-glo pink top and matching trousers really stand out in a Goth club.
Tuesday
Sara who was out clubbing with us at the weekend, seems to have gone missing. We last saw her snogging some guy at the club, will let you know if there is any news.
Saturday
Just getting ready to go to the club, just about got my outfit perfect, need to remember to buy black socks next week. Oh good news Sara turned up, her flat mate says she is in her room but has a really bad hangover.
Sunday
I just love the club! I spent most of my time chatting with “Noz” they all have funny names, they are going to find me one next week. Noz is dreamy, he is a bit older than me about 24 I think, we even kissed a little.
Monday (morning)
I dreamed the whole night about Noz, it was so super.
Monday (evening)
I didn’t get much work done at college today, was thinking of Noz. Sara still hasn’t turned up to any lectures, her flat mate says she isn’t eating and is just staying in her bed all day.
Tuesday
Still dreaming of Noz.
Wednesday
Yep Noz.
Thursday.
Ah Noz. I think I could be becoming a bore ::giggle::
Saturday
Well I went shopping today and got the blackest socks I could find, heading out now, I wonder what name they have chosen for me
Monday
Oh Diary I have the worst hangover, I must have totally lost track of the drinks I was having. My club name “Rinya the Riser” woohoo! Best of all Noz and I snogged for the longest time and he gave me the biggest hickie evar! I am so proud, but I don’t want Mum to see it as she will throw one!
Tuesday
I seem to have developed a sensitivity to the sun which is a real downer as we were supposed to be going to Corfu on holiday this year!
Wednesday
Dear Diary I seem to have lost my appetite, now that is one of the signs you are in love isn’t it? I can’t wait to see Noz on Saturday.
Thursday
Ate something today but not sure if I can tell you, not even you my dearest diary. Okay the best way I can put it is that Mum is mystified as to what happened to the tray of raw liver she had in the fridge, nuff said!
Friday
Mum made my favourite Chicken Kiev’s, but when I cut into them I flipped out, I have no idea what happened at all. I sent the kitchen table clear across the room. Mum says the Fred our cat hasn’t come down from the top of the kitchen cabinet yet and no one can get at the cereal boxes as the cat goes for them if they do. I spent 5 hours in the cupboard under the stairs. It was only after Dr Stoker came to see me that I came out. Dr Stoker doesn’t usually make house calls.
Saturday
Given the goings on this week I am not going to the club.
Monday
I think I have a problem, my aunt Agnes who is my mother’s sister and also a Sister, as in a Nun came round to visit this evening. Again I have no idea what happened, all I remember is seeing the aunt Agnes’s crucifix and the next thing is the front door is in the garden and aunt Agnes is sprawled on the path and looking dazed. Oh and poor Fred the cat who had only just ventured outside is up in next doors tree and won’t come down.
Tuesday
Dear Diary OH MY GOD!!! This is sooooo embarrassing! I have just worked it out, the sun thing, the garlic, the crucifix and eww the liver. There is no way I am passing Dr Stoker’s polygraph test tomorrow!