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Five things

August 13th, 2008 by Kev

  1. Rain should be day-glo yellow.
  2. More animals should have trunks.
  3. The Universe wasn’t created by intelligent design. It was created by Norman a fifth year High School student during a failed chemistry experiment. Norman ended up cutting off his thumbs while trying to “Soop-up” a mini-fan.
  4. Wouldn’t it be a lot greener just to go back to horse drawn buggies?
  5. If we are so advanced these days who come we can’t put someone on the moon?

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