Slapdown quote of the year
“Your claim to fame is this!” Shilpa Shetty.
TV and Movie Quotes
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Brian enters wearing hidious waistcoat
Brian: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
Tim : I think you should burn the waistcoat, ‘cos if you lose
it, you might find it again.
Azrael:
I’ve seen way too many Bond movies to know you never reveal all the details
of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
Bethany:
What’s he like?
Metatron:
God? Lonely, but funny. He’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example.
There’s nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany:
Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron:
The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.
Other Quotes
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
Robin Williams
“I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
Oscar Wilde
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Woody Allen
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
“The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on.”
Joseph Heller, Catch 22
